How to Annoy a Chef in the Kitchen

how to annoy a chefI don’t want to brag, but in the past few months I think I have really mastered the art of annoying my chef/husband in the kitchen.  There’s a chance I always have done this, but lately, I seem to be getting better at it.  

I am so good at this in fact, that last week I called him on the phone the day before his day off to ask what I could do to help make cooking in our home kitchen easier for him.  His response was, “Oh I don’t know. It’s fine.” 

Although he doesn’t complain, I know him well and can tell he gets frustrated easily when cooking at home.  I expressed my concern and told him a couple things I was working on for his next day off.  I’m not sure if those changes made a difference or not, so I’ll just make a joke about them while I continue to work on it.

While the kitchen at the restaurant is “his” kitchen and runs smoothly with everything in it’s place and properly labeled, I guess that means the kitchen at home is “mine” since I do the majority of the cooking, shopping and cleaning.  It’s not easy cooking in someone else’s kitchen, especially when they don’t think the same way you do about food and don’t “live” food every second of the day like you do.  I get that.  I’m just not exactly sure how to solve this “problem.”

So over the past few months I’ve worked hard to compile 6 easy ways that you too can best annoy your chef/husband in the kitchen.  I hope this is helpful to many of you! (more…)

Green Eggs and Ham

PLEASE DO NOT PUT GREEN FOOD COLORING IN YOUR EGGS!

OK . . . so yelling is probably not the best way to start off a post. I understand that many of you now think I’m crazy and wonder why I would ever say that. I’ve been told I should write about things I’m passionate about, and this is one of them!

So before you click away to somewhere else on my site, let me explain. Today is Read Across America Day – the day schools celebrate Dr. Seuss’ Birthday. Now if you don’t have young children, or your kids are older and it’s been a while since you’ve had the privilege of celebrating this “Holiday,” feel free to browse to another category on my blog and I apologize for yelling at you.

However, if you know immediately what I’m talking about, please keep reading.  (more…)